When the photographer said 'stand dead still' for the picture, at least one of the family didn't worry about moving, in fact that held a dead-pan pose all the way through the photo session - This is NOT right - WTF!?!
If you ever need any help, don't be afraid to ask the internet. Sure you might not get exactly what you asked for but you'll sure as hell get a few unicorns and some narwhals, which are pretty much the solution to most things anyway.
Taking a bad-ass self portrait isn't as easy as it looks on everyone else's Facebook accounts, it requires a flattering angle, no incriminating objects or locations in shot and above all, no unsuspecting photobombers.