This is WEIRD! If you want a cigarette lit or a BBQ started and you want it done in style, you better talk to this guy. It may take him a few minutes to get his oral inferno all fired up but it's well worth the wait.
Well, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months, although her blood might be a bit fatty.
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OMFG Lightning Strikes Twice - WTF!?!
They say that lightning never strikes twice. They're wrong. If Zeus has woken up on the wrong side of the bed and decides to open a can of whoopass, not even the most
What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!
Damn you Voldemort! This dude's got the bigger and better version of Harry Potter's facial scar. That would make a bitchin tattoo, because I assume getting one in the same manner as this man might be slightly impractical.