WARNING: Pumpkin cruelty alert! If you want to know how to upset a pumpkin then you have come to the right place. Force it to recreate The Human Centipede and it'll be a Halloween they'll never forget.
You never know how late you will be out and how far you'll stray looking for the ultimate payout from your 'Trick-or-Treat' ventures. It's best that you organize some transport to get your booty home safely. Kinda.
I know it may be hard to imagine but it wasn't too long ago when a men's hairstyle like the mullet was king and a 'must-have', whilst the ladies preferrerd hair that was BIG. But that was just the tip of the FAIL iceberg.
It's that time of the year to throw caution to the wind and release your inner wild child. Drink like your life depended on it, even though a lot of these people are gonna regret it for a long time & if they don't, they should.