The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

    I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.
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  • Phone Pic

    Camera feature doesn't work. Insert another quarter

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    01.17.12
  • Worst Family Photo Prt. 1

    To think such family exist.

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    01.17.12
  • Disney plate

    You eat, you die.

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    01.17.12
  • The Original Wonder Woman

    She's really let herself go.

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    01.17.12
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  • Congratulations

    On being black .Now show some happy faces..

    16,494
    01.17.12
  • I Feel Like A Pancake!

    Squashing finally makes it's way to the mainstream through the medium of the daytime chatshow. It's only a matter of time before weird Japanese tentacle fetishes and other horrors are being beamed to TVs nationwide.

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    01.17.12
  • Revealing Clothes

    wow, check out the socks

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    01.17.12
  • Chilling Out

    almost thought that was his nose for a min........ hahahahaha

    34,144
    01.16.12
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  • Photographer

    I knew someone was watching me

    19,486
    01.16.12
  • Doorknob Licking

    Its a rising trend in japan.

    20,420
    01.16.12
  • Weird World Record

    It's a pretty impressive party trick but probably not something that you'd bother putting on your CV. It's kinda hard to believe that there are more than one people competing for the head stair climbing record.

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    01.16.12
  • Bat Penis

    No wonder all the chicks dig batman

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    01.16.12
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  • Slutty Dog Costume

    Makes your dog look slutty.

    13,580
    01.16.12
  • Hockey Fight

    Fighting the invisible man is not easy.

    11,300
    01.15.12
  • Who's Gonna Catch It?

    judging by where & how the hands are pointing, the guy at the back looking up with his mouth open is gonna get nailed

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    01.16.12
  • Old Folks

    When you get old you just don’t have to care anymore.

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    01.15.12
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  • Girl Scares & Tazes Boyfriend

    There is something wrong with society these days. Women have literally become too big for their boots, I think it is time to go back a step and put them right back in their place (the kitchen). Who's with me?

    5,737
    01.15.12
  • The Burgers Finally Got to Him

    Ronald McDonald is now obese. And Asian.

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    01.15.12
  • You Can't Park There

    I didn't think JCPenney sold planes. But the price was right so I took a chance. Thank God I saved my receipt.

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    01.14.12
  • Kicking in Spandex

    Nice breasts, lady!

    8,671
    01.15.12
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  • The Easy Button

    Yes you are.

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    01.15.12
  • Sumo Wrestlers Knock Out Ref

    The last time these guys knocked something out that quickly was when they attacked the buffet at the Bellagio.

    13,268
    01.14.12
  • Funny Addiction

    It is weird how addiction lead their life.

    18,200
    01.15.12
  • Epic Window Art

    It's amazing just how much fun you can have with just a window, landscape, and a few pens. From such simple things, a creative mind can conjure up and offer up a batch of greatness that truly has to be witnessed.

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    01.14.12
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  • Watermelon Man

    Captain Mellonhead is the super hero Stan Lee refuses to talk about.

    15,721
    01.13.12
  • Good Read

    Its a must buy, Its 3 in 1. Nothing to lose

    5,788
    01.14.12
  • Surprise Drum Solo Fail

    This drum solo was obviously planned because of the spotlight being on him, but his reaction to the limelight probably wasn't planned. Credit to him though, he carries on with the show afterwards!

    5,699
    01.13.12
  • The Unexplainable

    A weird gallery of those kinds of pics that simply can't fail but make you utterly baffled. It's pretty safe to say that there are some truly strange people out there doing some crazy things. You probably live near some of them?

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    01.14.12
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  • "Woah"

    She seems focus on it

    7,586
    01.14.12
  • Bling

    Oh look its the new Israeli prime minister.... Bling Closby....

    5,652
    01.13.12
  • Candy Pissers

    kinda reminds you of skittles ,go taste the rainbow

    7,863
    01.14.12
  • Fire Fighter

    Looks like fire department has no funds for upgrade

    5,464
    01.12.12
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  • Awkward Statue Position

    Must....shelter....duck...

    10,310
    01.12.12
  • Run Through It

    It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't diarrhea

    6,614
    01.13.12
  • Master Waiter

    Customer should be thankful for not waiting too long. But be careful he might end up breaking yours

    6,803
    01.11.12
  • Wipe Away Your Sins

    If it was that easy there wouldn't be sins.

    5,297
    01.13.12
  • Heating Up Pizza

    No wonder flat iron got same shape of the pizza. It's for heating the tip of the pizza.

    6,703
    01.11.12
  • Family Photo

    "Dad, careful. It's falling off"

    12,079
    01.13.12
  • How Many People In The Hole?

    Hippies, hipsters, festival freaks, whoever they are they just keep on coming out of the opening in the ground. it's enough to boggle the mind. Just how many people are there in this hole?

    5,103
    01.11.12
  • T*T Hat

    Guess its fun for twins to wear it.

    2,524
    01.12.12

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